Local hook ups really can be mind-blowing. I mean, theoretically, it has a lot of things going for it. I mean, who doesn’t want to hook up with that hot, single mom or that hot college chick around a block from you. Also, it’s all about convenience. I mean, you don’t want to have to jump on a plane just so you can fuck, right? I mean, not everybody’s Donald Trump who has his own personal commercial jet. I hope you see where I’m coming from here.
Locality, convenience, as well as quality pussy are all at play. That’s why I’m really suspicious about many websites that claim to hook you up with local hook pussy. Again, I’m not talking about the possibility of that happening. In fact, it’s very possible. You only need to walk down the street, say hello to your neighbors and you can see if there’s quite a bit of hook up possibilities out there. That’s not the issue. I’m talking about websites that claim to put this all together.
You see, a lot of websites are straight out junk. That’s right, they have all sorts of bullshit there, a lot of profiles are fake, a lot of the interactions that you have with these so-called women are not with real people. You are actually typing messages to a robot that spits out a pre-programmed message to you. Depending on the information you send, the robot would pick and choose particular responses. The whole point of this bullshit, of course, is to get you to keep paying monthly fees so you are spending hundreds of dollars over a few months. If you don’t want to get burned that way, then you need to be serious about local hook ups and pay attention to the websites that you’re joining.
I was finally able to find a website that is real. I’m talking about a real website here. I’m talking about a website that is stocked with flesh and blood human beings. I’m talking about hookuponline.com a website that has profiles that actually respond in a human way because there are real humans behind them. But as exciting as that development was, it still led to serious issues. The problem with real online hook up sites is the possibility that there might be local drama.
You see, if you bang a chick that lives across the street from you and things don’t go well, you’re going to have to live with that bullshit until one of two things happens: she dies or you move out. There are no two ways about it. Talk about a lot of unnecessary drama.
Hey, let’s face it. If you’re like most people, you already have too much drama and stress in your life. You don’t need any more. You getting into unnecessary drama is like trying to blow a hole through your head. It’s completely unnecessary. You should avoid it if you can.
This is why I was really happy to find out that local hook ups don’t need to lead to local drama. How did I find this out? Unfortunately, in my case I found it out the hard way. You see, I was your typical horny dog I was basically just looking at good-looking chicks in my area using this local hook ups website. These are real women. I see them every once in a while and I know they live in my area.
So, I hooked up with this one chick, Kelly, and at first it was really cool. I mean, we would just meet for sex. That was what the website is all about. It’s all about people who are ready, willing, and eager to have anonymous sex and at first, she was with the program. She just showed up at the right time, gave up the pussy, sucked my dick. We had a good time and she was gone. I couldn’t ask for anything more.
The problem is after I banged her a few times and got her to orgasm at least five times back to back, she got all weird on me. She started thinking that I’m her boyfriend. She started getting all emotionally clingy. That really freaked the fuck out of me and it got so bad that Valentine’s Day was basically a living nightmare for me.
I mean, we’re talking about a week before Valentine’s Day and the day itself, and then a week after that. It was bullshit and she kept sending me like stuffed toys, cards and all sorts of tokens of her bullshit affection and it was making me sick. You know, I have an ex-wife that I’m paying alimony to. I have several girlfriends on the side. I don’t need this bullshit.
So, what happened? I had to get my shit together. I figured out the right way to do local hook ups. You have to look for women who are not crazy. That’s right, you look at the profile and make sure that chick is not bat shit crazy and you’re good to go. That one small tip revolutionized my life.
Now I can get my dick sucked and I can have a bitch put her pussy in my face without having to worry that she will turn into Glenn Close or Sharon Stone. I hope you understand that reference. So anyways, that’s my nugget of wisdom for all you young studs out there. Hooking up locally is not a problem if you do it right.
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